System of State: constitutional hereditary monarchy on a democratic and parliamentary basis

Zach Pennfold: Switzerland accidentally invaded Lichtenstein
Burnside McDonnough: ?
Zach Pennfold: they said they were sorry, though
Zach Pennfold: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070302/ap_on_fe_st/mistaken_invasion
Burnside McDonnough: how do you mistakenly invade
Burnside McDonnough: and switzerland has an army?
Zach Pennfold: they're not well trained
Burnside McDonnough: dude, we could invade Lichtenstein
Burnside McDonnough: 34,000 people and no army
Burnside McDonnough: with my swiss army knife and night vision goggles
Zach Pennfold: that would rock so hard
Burnside McDonnough: AP Report: Burnside McDonnough and Zach Pennefold have successfully invaded Lichtenstein!
Burnside McDonnough: McDonnough said, "it was relatively easy, with my swiss army knife and these here night vision...well, novelty pink floyd sunglasses really...Zach and I marched across the border and broke into the capital building.'
Zach Pennfold: Co-King Pennefold said, "It was weird. We just walked in. People looked at us, sure, but Burnside brought his Swiss Army knife, so no one gave us any sh_t."
Burnside McDonnough: "when the interior ministry dude showed up to work the next day, we sent him out for coffee and donuts...things have been pretty smooth since"
Zach Pennfold: "Any problems? I guess a lack of interns, but we're working on that."
Burnside McDonnough: "the idea? to invade? well, Zach and I were wasting a friday at work when we came across that whole switzerland thing and...well...whammo...i mean, come on, Lichtenstein?....anyway, we're here and i am thinking of revoking sausage fridays as my first act as primary governor supreme"
Burnside McDonnough: "wives? kids? oh no, we are not married....someone on the phone saying she is my wife?....wow, crazy groupies already"
Zach Pennfold: "Someone hears 'King' in front of your name, and they just come out of the woodwork."
Zach Pennfold: "I bet she says there are kids, too...yeah, yeah. I thought so."
Burnside McDonnough: "okay...okay...we need to call off the press conference for our first annual Liechtenstein freedom wet t-shirt sausage swallowing fest"
Zach Pennfold: "Lichtenstein's freedom wet t-shirt sausage swallowing fest?" fuck ALL man
Zach Pennfold: that's the best fest title ever