Ability to speak whale

Burnside McDonnough: Halifax is still looking for a marketing director
Burnside McDonnough: Something has to be wrong over there
Zach Pennefold: Daytona is sinking into the Atlantic
Zach Pennefold: That would be awesome, if you went to interview and there was four inches of standing sea water in the conference room.
Burnside McDonnough: "Excuse, what is that wa..."
Burnside McDonnough: "Oh, that's nothing...we are putting in an aquarium"
Zach Pennefold: They guy's all, "Sorry about the mess. We've got a new bilge pump on back order. Coffee? Soda?"
Burnside McDonnough: "We are very excited about it; Sea World is gonna loan us some star fish"
Zach Pennefold: "Do you enjoy fish, Mr. McDonnough?"
Zach Pennefold: "Because really, that's our first requirement for the job. Must love fish."
Zach Pennefold: We should write up these job descriptions and requirements.
Burnside McDonnough: Seeking marketing director with background in hospital services...scuba diving and dolphin training optional
Zach Pennefold: --5 years marketing and PR experience, preferrably in the healthcare or marine supply industries
--Advanced SCUBA Diver certification
--Must love fish
Burnside McDonnough: Fascination with sea creatures desired, ability to speak whale preferred.
Burnside McDonnough: Mr. McDonnough, it says here you are fluent in whale...could you briefly demonstrate?
Burnside McDonnough: Sure, Mr. Smith....wwrrrrraaaahhhhhhnnneerrrrrrrrrrrrr
Zach Pennefold: "Uh...yes. baaaaaooooooooohhhhhhhhhh. BAAAAAAaaaaaaooooohhhhh...."
Burnside McDonnough: WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAARRRRRPHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Burnside McDonnough: Frrpppp frppppp geershhh nnnnnnneeeeeeeee
Zach Pennefold: "That's excellent, Mr. McDonnough. But we were looking for something more in the Gray or Sperm family. I agree you've got Blue down. Very impressive."
Zach Pennefold: "Oh. I uh...I can do Gray. My mother spoke Gray. Hold on...."
Burnside McDonnough: Oh, you would like gray...well, HHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRPPPPPPPP app app
Zach Pennefold: ch-ch-ch-ch-seeeeeeeeeeeeeee-uuuuuuuhhhhhh
Zach Pennefold: Damn. I gotta go to a meeting.
Burnside McDonnough: Walk in and start off with whale.
Zach Pennefold: "Hi. RRRRrrrrrroooooooooooooooorrrrmmmmmmmmaaaaah. Shall we get started?"