7th level music producer

Burnside McDonnough: i wish i had enough money to pay for high end whore
Zach Pennefold: How much money is that? I mean, not just a one-time deal, but how much money do you need--what kind of salary do you have to have to make a high-end whore something you'd consider?
Burnside McDonnough: CEO money
Burnside McDonnough: at a place where you have multiple accounts
Burnside McDonnough: investment and whatnot
Burnside McDonnough: so wife isn't all up in your shit
Zach Pennefold: If you've got CEO salary, it seems like your wife might give you a pass
Burnside McDonnough: yeah, conveniently unaware
Burnside McDonnough: you have to keep up appearances
Burnside McDonnough: some semblance of decorum
Zach Pennefold: right. so she knows, but it's not discussed
Zach Pennefold: My high-end whore would have to be a good story teller
Burnside McDonnough: mine would have to know how to bake
Zach Pennefold: Do you have time for that sort of thing, when contracting a high-end call girl?
Burnside McDonnough: sure
Burnside McDonnough: again, your entire world fosters it
Burnside McDonnough: for example, i am sure i am in a position where i must travel on business a lot
Zach Pennefold: So this isn't Burnside McDonnough with added money. This is CEO McDonnough with all the commensurate travel, salary, duties, obligations,etc.
Burnside McDonnough: would have to be, where did the money come from?
Zach Pennefold: So really you're not wishing for enough money to afford a high-end hooker. You're asking for a different life
Burnside McDonnough: no no no
Burnside McDonnough: in order to have the high end hooker, you would need the resulting lifestyle
Burnside McDonnough: for example, current Burnside + money...where nothing changes but the money, could not have a whore
Burnside McDonnough: no time
Burnside McDonnough: no justification of time
Burnside McDonnough: but, if i had that type of money, i wouldn't be working here
Burnside McDonnough: also, if more money...then whore may not be needed, could be mistress
Burnside McDonnough: a kept woman
Zach Pennefold: We should turn this into a game, like Dungeons and Dragons, except you don't have to wear amor and there are no elves.
Burnside McDonnough: hmmm
Burnside McDonnough: mid-life crisis white man's world?
Zach Pennefold: YES!
Zach Pennefold: Like, I'm a 7th level music producer with some legit street cred. My special power is Invite, where I can at any time be invited to a hip-hop star's party.
Burnside McDonnough: damnit that was good
Burnside McDonnough: so, are their levels of music producer?
Zach Pennefold: I would imagine. Though with Mid-Life Crisis White Man's World, even first level characters would be cool
Burnside McDonnough: 1st level music producer is 7-11 night shift worker who lives at home in the basement with his turntables
Zach Pennefold: Maybe, but his girlfriend's a HOT club kid with some kind of sexy addiction
Zach Pennefold: Heroin, probably. Or GBH or something
Burnside McDonnough: and she can sing
Burnside McDonnough: kinda
Burnside McDonnough: but leaves him for a level 3 MP
Zach Pennefold: you are crushing the dream, my friend.
Zach Pennefold: Though I would imagine that would motivate the character to go on his first quest and begin making his way to second level
Burnside McDonnough: exactly
Burnside McDonnough: failure before the success
Burnside McDonnough: some task he has to complete to move to level 2
Burnside McDonnough: if successful, he reaches level 7 where he gets into a private club pary where he former skank is waiting in line
Burnside McDonnough: REDEMPTION POINTS 172
Zach Pennefold: Redemption Points. That's awesome.